What guide would you like to have in our ecotours?

Last autumn we launched a survey on what kind of guide you would like to have in our ecotours. The most popular answer (35%) was "great explorer".
About 17% voted for a ranger on skis. The winter is quite severe this year so it seems to be a reasonable decision.
15% of the respondents would like to travel accompanied by a professional photographer. Well, in this case you need to enter Photo Tours section.
Ten percent ask to be accompanied by a mermaid. It is not a bad choice but then you are limited to waterways!
Other ten percent are less light-headed - they want a scientific geek as a guide. 5% want Santa Claus to be their guide and the rest prefer traveling independently.
This time the question is: how would you like to discover a new rout - hiking kilometers without stops or rowing a boat? flying on a hang glider or skiing over fresh snow? or may be you only need a sofa and a good guidebook? Give us your opinion!